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Nothing On Github

Git Programming

2 months ago 75.8M views 0 shares

Nothing On Github

Ah yes, the classic flex disguised as humility. While junior devs are frantically pushing every "hello world" tutorial to their repos to impress recruiters, this person's out here casually dropping that their code is too *profitable* for open source. Translation: "My GitHub is empty because I'm actually getting paid, unlike you nerds contributing to React for free." The real kicker? They felt compelled to announce this to 11.2K people who definitely didn't ask. Nothing says "I'm secure about my career choices" quite like publicly justifying your empty contribution graph. But hey, at least they're honest about choosing capitalism over green squares.

GitHub Copilot After Stealing Your Company Internal Codebase

AI Security Git Programming Devops

1 year ago 612.2K views 0 shares

GitHub Copilot After Stealing Your Company Internal Codebase

GitHub Copilot silently judging your spaghetti code while simultaneously ingesting it for "training purposes." The awkward bat face is basically Copilot's internal reaction when it sees your proprietary algorithms and realizes they're worth exactly $0.00 on the black market. Turns out your paranoia about AI stealing company secrets was justified, but for all the wrong reasons.