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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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It's Now Their Turn

AI Programming
10 months ago 540.0K views 0 shares
It's Now Their Turn
Remember when we used to mock the "prompt engineering" folks? Well, karma's a compiler error without line numbers. Now we've got "vibe coders" who don't even bother understanding the AI model's capabilities—they just keep tweaking prompts until something works, then claim they're "coding." And here we are, seasoned devs who spent decades mastering algorithms and design patterns, watching these prompt-whisperers get hired for six figures. The future isn't what we thought it'd be, but at least we still have our Stack Overflow bookmarks.

How To Choose Your Programming Language

Programming php Python Javascript C++
1 year ago 916.3K views 1 shares
How To Choose Your Programming Language
OH. MY. GOD. This flowchart is the MOST SAVAGE roast of programming languages I've ever witnessed! 💀 Want to make money but you're dumb? JavaScript it is! No friends? PHP is your soulmate! Like snakes? PYTHON, OBVIOUSLY! 🐍 The audacity of asking "Are you even a human?" before recommending Perl is just... *chef's kiss*. And don't get me started on how C++ is for people who don't want to be happy. THE TRUTH HURTS! This flowchart doesn't just choose a programming language for you—it reads your entire personality and then DRAGS IT across the floor! Whoever made this woke up and chose violence. Period.

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