Programming-language-debate Memes

You can insult them, mock them, call them every name in the book and they'll just shrug it off with that cool emoji energy. But the SECOND you dare suggest HTML is a programming language? Oh honey, now you've crossed the line. The gloves are OFF. The sunglasses are SHATTERED. Someone's about to catch hands over this markup vs. programming language debate that's been raging since the dawn of the internet. Because apparently calling someone ugly is forgivable, but calling HTML a programming language is a war crime punishable by immediate violence. The hierarchy of developer rage is truly something to behold.