Programming beginner Memes

So someone just discovered that "fork," "branch," and "pipe" aren't kitchen utensils, plumbing terms, or what your uncle does after Thanksgiving dinner. The search history reads like a programmer speedrunning their first week of bootcamp, and naturally, the only logical next step is googling where to buy a rubber duck for debugging purposes. Plot twist: the rubber duck becomes the most stable relationship they'll ever have. It listens without judgment, never interrupts, and somehow helps solve bugs just by existing. Meanwhile, the partner's sitting there wondering why they're losing to a $2 bath toy. For the uninitiated: rubber duck debugging is when you explain your code line-by-line to an inanimate object, and somehow that makes you realize your mistake. It's cheaper than therapy and more effective than Stack Overflow at 3 AM.