Programmer dad Memes

Finally, a parenting hack that works! Nothing strikes fear into a child's heart quite like the threat of memory management and pointer arithmetic. "Clean your room or face the wrath of segmentation faults" is basically the modern equivalent of "eat your vegetables." That C++ book might as well be titled "Traumatize Your Child with Undefined Behavior." Honestly, making kids debug a dangling pointer is probably banned by the Geneva Convention.