Product-key Memes

Someone just casually dropped the most cursed Windows activation tip in existence. Imagine telling people they can activate Windows 7 using a product key that was literally stored on Jeffrey Epstein's computer files. The internet really said "let's combine software piracy with one of the darkest scandals in recent history" and somehow got 658K views. The fact that this key is just... out there, documented, and apparently works is the kind of digital artifact that makes you question everything. It's like finding a working cheat code in the worst possible place. Microsoft's activation servers have no idea they're processing requests with this level of baggage attached. Also, running this in a VM with QEMU/KVM because even the person posting this knows better than to test sketchy product keys on bare metal. Smart move, questionable everything else.