Private-keys Memes

When you're too exhausted to properly generate SSH keys or deal with certificate authorities, just mash that keyboard and manually type your private key directly into your root certificates. What could possibly go wrong? The "4" here is doing some heavy lifting as both a number and the most cursed security advice imaginable. It's like those life hack videos that tell you to fix a cracked phone screen with ramen noodles, except this one will get your entire infrastructure compromised before you finish your sad desk dinner. Nothing screams "I understand cryptography" quite like finger-painting your private keys onto production certificates. Your security team will definitely not regret this. Neither will the hackers who are already in your system.