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Portal Memes

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The Sequel

Gamedev Algorithms

1 month ago 377.9K views 0 shares

The Sequel

You search for "portal" on Steam and get Portal 1, Portal 2, and then... Brazilian Drug Dealer 3. Because naturally, when you're looking for a physics puzzle game about aperture science, what you really need is a game about opening portals of a completely different nature. The algorithm knows what you really want. Search algorithms have one job. ONE JOB. But here we are, watching Steam's recommendation engine decide that "portal" in the title is close enough. At least it's on sale for 25% off, so you can save money while questioning your life choices.

The MSRP Is A Lie

Hardware Gamedev Windows

1 year ago 294.1K views 0 shares

The MSRP Is A Lie

That's the Portal cake logo with "The MSRP is a lie" repeated like a dystopian mantra. Graphics card prices haven't been this fictional since cryptocurrency miners were building rigs in their mothers' basements. Manufacturers slap on MSRPs that belong in fantasy novels while retailers mark them up to "market value" – which is corporate speak for "whatever desperate gamers will pay." Nothing says "modern computing" like needing a second mortgage for a GPU that'll be obsolete before you finish paying it off.