Pi day Memes

Python developers have been waiting CENTURIES for the prophecy to be fulfilled, and here it is—Python 3.14.0, the version number that starts with π (3.14), scheduled for October 2025. But wait, someone's already plotting the ULTIMATE evolution: π-thon. Because why stop at mathematical perfection when you can literally rename the entire language after it? The version number in the title (3.14.69.420) is peak developer humor—combining pi, the nice number, and the weed number into one glorious semantic versioning nightmare that would make every package manager weep tears of confusion. Someone's product manager is going to have a FIELD DAY trying to explain that version scheme in the release notes. The sheer determination in those eyes says "I've been planning this joke since Python 3.0 was released" and honestly? Respect. The Python community is already preparing their π-themed memes for the release party.

OH. MY. GOD. The stars have aligned! The prophecy is fulfilled! Python 3.14.0 (π-thon) is coming in 2025 and math nerds everywhere are LOSING THEIR MINDS! 🧪 After decades of waiting for this cosmic alignment of version numbers, programmers can finally make π jokes without their colleagues rolling their eyes. It's like waiting for a solar eclipse, but for people who think variable naming is a personality trait. The sheer DRAMA of it all! Will they add special math functions? Will importing math modules be 3.14 times faster? Will it be as irrational as its namesake? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Some absolute GENIUS at Python HQ has finally aligned the stars and created version 3.14.0 - transforming our beloved language into its FINAL FORM: π-THON! 🧪 Just imagine the mathematical PERFECTION that awaits us in 2025! Functions will calculate themselves! Loops will know exactly how many times to iterate! Your code will literally be as smooth and infinite as π itself! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*