Petty-revenge Memes

New VP wants the email address that warehouse Michael has been using for 11 years. IT says no because migrating email history isn't worth the headache. HR tries to "prioritize seniority" like this is a kindergarten playground dispute. VP reluctantly accepts defeat. Warehouse Michael, a man of culture and pettiness, changes his Teams display name to "Michael Lee (Original)" and the entire company starts calling the VP "Sequel Mike" by Friday. The VP begs IT to intervene. IT's response? "Unfortunately nickname management is outside our support scope." Somewhere in a dimly lit server room, an IT admin is sipping coffee with the faintest smile. Justice has been served. Warehouse Michael won the war without firing a single ticket.