Parentlogic Memes

Dad jokes meet web development. Kid asks how big the website is, expecting project scope details, but Dad delivers the punchline: "Normal screen size." Classic parent move - volunteering you for £500 of work while simultaneously demonstrating zero understanding of how websites actually work. Every freelancer's nightmare: relatives who think your skills are both priceless and free at the same time.

Nothing like family members who think web development is just dragging a few buttons around for an hour. Dad's out here brokering £500 deals for a "normal screen size" website while his kid is wondering if this requires a full CMS, e-commerce integration, or just 47 revisions of "make the logo bigger." The best part? Dad has absolutely no idea what goes into building a website but is confidently volunteering his child's expertise like it's a quick favor. That £500 will cover about 1/10th of the therapy needed after the client says "I want it to be like Amazon but better."