Package-json Memes

You literally just bumped a package version by 0.0.1 and now Docker has decided to throw away HOURS of cached layers and rebuild EVERYTHING from scratch like you just burned down the entire infrastructure. The sheer betrayal! You're standing there watching your terminal like it's the slowest loading bar in human history, aging in real-time as npm install downloads the same 47,000 dependencies it downloaded yesterday. By the time it finishes, you've gone through all five stages of grief, questioned your career choices, and considered becoming a farmer. Docker cache invalidation is basically time travel but in the worst possible direction—backwards into a void of "Step 5/23: RUN npm install" that will haunt your dreams forever.