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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Clock But We Saved Db Space By Just Returning The Index Of The Array Of Digit Names

Programming Frontend Databases Backend
21 days ago 92.4K views 0 shares
Clock But We Saved Db Space By Just Returning The Index Of The Array Of Digit Names
The clock shows actual array indices instead of spelled-out numbers. Because why waste precious database space storing "seven" when you could just store 7 and let the frontend figure it out? This is what happens when the database optimization team gets to design the UI. Next up: replacing all button labels with enum values to save a few bytes. Your users will adapt.

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