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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Optiplex Memes

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Complaining About Ports When You're On Potato Hardware

Gamedev Programming Hardware Windows
1 year ago 344.9K views 2 shares
Complaining About Ports When You're On Potato Hardware
THE AUDACITY! Someone's out here trying to run Cyberpunk 2077 on what's essentially a digital fossil! 💀 Imagine blaming game developers for your prehistoric Dell Optiplex that was outdated when Obama was first elected! It's like showing up to an F1 race with a horse and cart and wondering why you can't keep up. That poor machine is begging for retirement while this person is demanding it render 4K explosions. The only thing that computer can run smoothly is Windows XP and maybe—MAYBE—Minesweeper if you're not too aggressive with the clicks.

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Heaviest Objects In The Universe

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Memorialized For All Time

Memorialized For All Time

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