Nuclear-power Memes

Oh yes, because nothing says "optimizing urban green spaces" quite like turning Central Park into a MASSIVE DATA CENTER with rooftop parking and nuclear power. Forget trees and fresh air—who needs those when you can have thousands of servers humming 24/7 and the soothing glow of reactor cooling towers? This is basically every tech bro's fever dream: "Why waste valuable real estate on nature when we could be mining crypto and training AI models?" The sheer audacity of proposing to bulldoze one of the world's most iconic parks for "state of the art" infrastructure is so dystopian it loops back around to being hilarious. Silicon Valley efficiency at its finest, folks—because who needs biodiversity when you've got bandwidth?