Npm-drama Memes

Welcome to the dystopian future where developers have developed a Pavlovian response to morning routines. Wake up, check if the entire internet is down because someone's npm package got compromised again. It's not paranoia if it keeps happening. The cycle is real: SolarWinds, Log4Shell, the great npm left-pad incident of 2016, and literally every other Tuesday in 2024. At this point, supply chain attacks are less of a security concern and more of a lifestyle. We're all just waiting for the next JavaScript library with 47 weekly downloads to bring down half the Fortune 500. The chonky cat perfectly captures our collective resignation. Not surprised, not even stressed anymore—just existing in a perpetual state of "here we go again." DevOps teams everywhere have this exact expression permanently etched on their faces.