Non-technical-founder Memes

The classic NPC energy right here. Someone wakes up one day, hears "good with computers" from their family because they fixed the WiFi once, and suddenly thinks they're ready to build the next unicorn startup. No GitHub, no portfolio, no understanding of what "full-stack" means—just pure, unfiltered confidence and a dream. Then comes the pitch meeting where they describe their "revolutionary idea" that's basically Instagram meets Uber for dog walkers, expecting you to build it for equity while they handle "the business side." Spoiler alert: the business side is them making a logo in Canva. The real kicker? They always want it done in two weeks. Because apps are easy, right?