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You Are The Hacker

Linux Bash Programming

5 days ago 229.4K views 0 shares

You Are The Hacker

Nothing screams "elite hacker" quite like running htop in a terminal. To your grandma, you're basically Neo from The Matrix. To your non-tech friends, you've just activated the nuclear launch codes. The reality? You're just checking if Chrome is eating all your RAM again (spoiler: it is). But try explaining that you're not breaking into the Pentagon while you're literally just looking at process IDs and CPU usage. They've already decided you're in.

The Hacker Request That Causes Visible Shaking

Security Programming

9 months ago 166.7K views 0 shares

The Hacker Request That Causes Visible Shaking

Nothing triggers a programmer's fight-or-flight response quite like someone casually asking "Can you hack someone?" as if we're all secretly cyber criminals with a side hustle in identity theft. The visible shaking isn't from caffeine overdose this time—it's the pure existential dread of explaining for the 500th time that writing a React component and breaking into the Pentagon are slightly different skill sets. Next time someone asks, just reply "Yes, but only on Tuesdays when Mercury is in retrograde and my RGB keyboard is set to purple." Works every time.