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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Necromancy Memes

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Code Blue: The Necromancy Of Software Maintenance

Programming Debugging Testing
3 months ago 108.5K views 0 shares
Code Blue: The Necromancy Of Software Maintenance
The perfect double meaning that unites programmers and healthcare workers! Someone brilliantly compared the zombie-like state of elderly patients being resuscitated only to continue their ceiling-staring existence with the state of modern software. When code flatlines and crashes, we developers perform our own version of CPR - frantically debugging, restarting services, and injecting emergency patches. And for what? So our zombie application can limp along for another deployment cycle before inevitably crashing again. The cherry on top? That deadpan declaration that "CPR is quite literally necromancy." Well, both programmers and doctors are just professional necromancers, desperately reviving things that probably should have been allowed to die with dignity.

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