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Review AI Code
AI Programming Debugging Testing
7 minutes ago 1.8K views 0 shares
Review AI Code
Yeah, that wall's gonna collapse in production. The junior dev suggests maybe reviewing the AI-generated code before shipping, but the senior's already committed to velocity over quality. "It compiles, ship it" energy at its finest. Sure, the foundation is wonky, the alignment is off, and there's probably a memory leak somewhere in those bricks, but hey—it works on my machine. The tech debt will be someone else's problem in six months when the whole thing comes crumbling down during a customer demo.

Move Fast, Break Things (And My Will To Live)
Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing
6 months ago 317.7K views 0 shares
Move Fast, Break Things (And My Will To Live)
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of hearing "Move Fast, Break Things" for the 9,467th time! 😤 That phrase - Facebook's infamous mantra turned startup gospel - is the battle cry of every hoodie-wearing CEO who thinks destroying production databases is somehow "innovative." Meanwhile, the poor souls in ops are having ACTUAL HEART PALPITATIONS every time some "visionary" decides to push untested code on Friday at 4:59pm. The face in this meme is LITERALLY every sysadmin's soul leaving their body after hearing some fresh-out-of-bootcamp developer cheerfully announce they're "disrupting" the perfectly functional authentication system. PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS!

Break Things !== Move Fast
Devops Agile Git Programming Debugging
6 months ago 337.7K views 0 shares
Break Things !== Move Fast
The senior developer's villain origin story, captured in 4K. Facebook's infamous motto "Move Fast and Break Things" might sound inspirational on a Silicon Valley conference stage, but try saying that to someone who just spent 72 hours fixing production after your "innovative" commit bypassed code review. That look of pure contempt is what happens when you've lived through enough deployments to know that "moving fast" is just code for "technical debt we'll deal with never." The pistol whipping is merely a formality at this point.