Motherboards Memes

When USB-C was announced back in 2014, the tech world promised us a glorious future where one cable would rule them all. Fast forward to 2026, and motherboards are still rocking more USB-A ports than a 2010 gaming rig. The "universal" connector that was supposed to replace everything is now just... another port we need to carry adapters for. Turns out backward compatibility is both a blessing and a curse. Sure, your new laptop has USB-C, but good luck finding a motherboard that doesn't have like 15 USB-A ports because manufacturers know you've got a drawer full of peripherals from the Obama administration that you're not ready to let go of yet. The eternal struggle between innovation and "but my keyboard from 2008 still works perfectly fine."

GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of motherboard manufacturers passing around the concept of "reasonably priced" like it's some ancient scroll of forbidden knowledge! 😱 They're literally hiding behind a rock like Patrick Star, hoping we won't notice they've jacked up prices to the stratosphere! Remember the good old days when building a PC didn't require selling a kidney on the black market? Those fish are CONSPIRING against our wallets while we're out here trying to upgrade our rigs without financial ruin! The betrayal is just TOO MUCH to bear!