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She Likes To Warm Her Ass On My PC
Hardware Gamedev
19 days ago 120.4M views 0 shares
She Likes To Warm Her Ass On My PC
Your PC is running a dress-making simulator and generating enough heat to double as a cat warmer. Efficient resource allocation, really. That HP mini PC is probably pushing 80°C under load, which in cat units translates to "premium heated seat." The real question is whether she's sitting there because of the thermals or because she knows it'll slow down your frame rate. Either way, you're not moving her. You'll just suffer through the thermal throttling like the rest of us who've accepted our feline overlords as part of the cooling system requirements.

Asus Just Solved All Of Your Problems
AI Hardware Microsoft
9 months ago 517.2K views 0 shares
Asus Just Solved All Of Your Problems
Oh WONDERFUL, because what every developer desperately needs is a dedicated physical Copilot button on their mini PC! Nothing screams "innovation" quite like slapping a hardware button for an AI assistant that could literally just be... you know... a keyboard shortcut? Or a taskbar icon? Or literally anything that doesn't require manufacturing an entire physical button? The circled button on the front of this sleek little box is basically a monument to the AI hype train. Because apparently we've reached peak tech evolution where instead of solving actual problems like better thermals, upgradeable RAM, or reasonable pricing, we're getting a button that summons Microsoft's AI overlord. Can't wait to accidentally press it while reaching for a USB port and have Copilot cheerfully interrupt my debugging session to suggest I "try turning it off and on again" in the most verbose way possible.

The Cube: Destroyer Of Worlds, Compiler Of Code
Hardware
11 months ago 235.9K views 0 shares
The Cube: Destroyer Of Worlds, Compiler Of Code
Behold! The mystical black cube—the object of desire for both minimalist tech enthusiasts AND apocalyptic alien robots! What IS it about tiny black boxes that makes both developers and cinematic villains absolutely LOSE THEIR MINDS? Is it the promise of unlimited computing power? The sleek aesthetic? The potential to destroy humanity? That mini PC sitting innocently on your desk is BASICALLY the Allspark from Transformers, and don't you dare convince yourself otherwise. One minute you're compiling code, the next you're being chased by a giant robot screaming "GIVE ME THE CUBE BOY!" while demolishing downtown. The struggle is real. The cube is life. The cube is destruction. The cube is your next overpriced hardware purchase.

We Finally Got PC 2
Hardware Windows Microsoft
11 months ago 373.0K views 0 shares
We Finally Got PC 2
The innovation we've been waiting for since 1981! Someone took a PC, made it smaller, and called it PC 2. Revolutionary stuff. Next they'll tell us it runs Windows 11 without crashing for a whole day. The tech industry's idea of a sequel is just making the same thing but in cube form. Square design, brave choice - because corners were the main problem with computing all along.

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