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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Microsoft-recall Memes

Posts tagged with Microsoft-recall

Microshit And Co-Fuckup At Its Finest

Windows AI Security Microsoft
3 months ago 516.3K views 0 shares
Microshit And Co-Fuckup At Its Finest
So Microsoft recalled their Recall feature (the irony is chef's kiss) because people rightfully freaked out about their AI taking constant screenshots of everything they do. Privacy concerns? Nah, never heard of 'em. But here's the kicker: they're like that sketchy ex who can't take a hint. Every. Single. Update. They keep trying to slip Recall back in, hoping you won't notice. "Oh sorry, did we accidentally enable screenshot surveillance again? Our bad! Must've been a bug." It's the digital equivalent of someone saying "I respect your boundaries" while actively climbing through your window. Classic Microsoft move—when users say no, they hear "try again later with more persistence."

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