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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Megabyte Memes

Posts tagged with Megabyte

The Great Kilobyte Conspiracy

Hardware Programming Math
11 months ago 325.1K views 0 shares
The Great Kilobyte Conspiracy
The eternal battle between marketing and reality. Hard drive manufacturers use 1MB = 1000KB to make their products seem bigger (931GB of actual storage when you buy a "1TB" drive), while the rest of the computing world knows 1MB = 1024KB. It's like ordering a dozen donuts and getting 10 because "our definition of dozen is more convenient for our profit margins." The bell curve shows most people understand the correct definition, but marketing departments and those who believe them occupy the tails of blissful ignorance.

We Need 25 More

Programming Hardware Networking Databases
1 year ago 357.6K views 0 shares
We Need 25 More
The joke hinges on a classic data storage pun. 999 megabytes is just shy of 1 gigabyte (1000 MB), so the band hasn't "gotten a gig" yet. It's like watching a storage progress bar stuck at 99.9% - technically running, but not quite there. Storage engineers probably tell this joke at data center happy hours right before everyone silently finishes their drinks.

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