Malware detection Memes

Your computer treats every program like it's a suspicious stranger in a dark alley, even the ones you literally just downloaded yourself. You ask it nicely to install something, it cheerfully agrees, then immediately goes full paranoid detective mode: "Where are you from? What's your publisher? Show me your digital signature!" And when the program can't produce a notarized letter from Bill Gates himself, your computer loses its mind and screams VIRUS at the top of its digital lungs. The best part? Half the time it's flagging your own code that you compiled five minutes ago. Like dude, I literally made this. That's me. You're calling me a virus. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Windows Defender.