Make Memes

You know what's hilarious? C/C++ devs spent decades perfecting their craft, mastering memory management, understanding the dark arts of pointer arithmetic, and building intricate build systems with Make, CMake, Autotools, and whatever other arcane configuration nightmare they could conjure up. And now? They just stare blankly at their screens like they've seen the void itself. Why defend a build system that requires a PhD to configure when you could just... not? The younger devs roll in with their cargo build and npm install and suddenly the 20-line Makefile that took you three days to write feels like overkill. The exhaustion is real. Sometimes you just accept defeat and move on.

The build tool hierarchy according to C++ developers! BSD Make gets a mild "meh" reaction. GNU Make earns a fancy tuxedo upgrade and approving smile. But NMAKE? That's Microsoft's Windows build tool that makes Pooh show his teeth in pure rage. It's the compiler equivalent of stepping on a LEGO while debugging a memory leak at 3AM. The perfect visual representation of why developers would rather rewrite their entire codebase than deal with Visual Studio's native build system.