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Flush Mounted Engineering

Flush Mounted Engineering
When you've been in IT long enough, you start appreciating the finer things in life—like a USB receiver hammered so flush into the port that it's now a permanent hardware feature. Sure, you could use the little eject button they provide, but where's the primal satisfaction in that? Nothing says "senior developer" like hardware modifications that would make the warranty department cry. The best part? When someone asks for help removing it, you get to say "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" with a straight face while secretly knowing it's never coming out.

Scroll Wheel As A Service

Scroll Wheel As A Service
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of tech companies these days! 💸 First they sliced software into subscription models, then they came for our cloud storage, and now they want us to PAY for SCROLL WHEEL privileges?! What's next? A monthly fee to use the spacebar?! $4.99 to unlock the letter 'e' on your keyboard?! I'm literally DYING at the thought of some exec in a boardroom going "You know what would make our shareholders happy? Charging people to move their cursor up and down!" The subscription apocalypse has officially reached its final form, folks. Next time you scroll through Stack Overflow looking for that semicolon error fix, just remember - that flick of your finger might soon cost more than your Netflix subscription! 🙃

Logitech Customer Support Conversations Get A Little Bit Too Real

Logitech Customer Support Conversations Get A Little Bit Too Real
Oh. My. GOD. The existential CRISIS of tech support in its purest form! 😱 Support rep Sanjay is out here trying to be a THERAPIST while this poor soul is having a complete meltdown over a malfunctioning mouse. "Nothing helped I'm afraid" isn't just about the mouse anymore—it's about LIFE, people! And then Sanjay with the philosophical "May I know why you are afraid?" like he's ready to dive into the customer's childhood trauma. HONEY, THE MOUSE IS THE LEAST OF THEIR PROBLEMS NOW! The customer's deadpan "it's a figure of speech" response is the tech support equivalent of "Sir, this is a Wendy's." Pure comedy GOLD in the trenches of hardware support hell!

When The Mouse Is Not Mousing

When The Mouse Is Not Mousing
Spending $150 on a "premium" gaming mouse only to discover it comes with its own special flavor of hell. Logitech mice randomly decide that one click means two, while Razer mice transform scrolling into an extreme sport where your page jumps around like it's on a trampoline. Meanwhile, you're caught in the middle, desperately trying not to fall into the abyss of tech support forums where thousands of others share your pain. The real kicker? That $10 office mouse from 2003 sitting in your drawer would work perfectly fine.

The Golden Mouse Temptation

The Golden Mouse Temptation
The AUDACITY of the universe to dangle my exact mouse model in front of me at 44¢! After I made a BLOOD OATH against Logitech for their unrepairable gadgets! It's like the golden idol from Indiana Jones, but instead of triggering booby traps, it'll trigger my wallet to open despite my dramatic vows of hardware celibacy. The self-control required here is SUPERHUMAN. That shiny mouse is whispering sweet nothings like "I'm practically free" while my trauma screams "BUT FOR HOW LONG BEFORE I BREAK?!"

What Is Your Favorite Mouse

What Is Your Favorite Mouse
Programmers will spend $150 on a gaming mouse with 15 programmable buttons but only use it to click "Run" and "Copy/Paste Stack Overflow solutions." The irony of owning hardware with more features than your actual code is *chef's kiss*. Sure, those macro buttons could automate your workflow, but why do that when you can just continue your sacred ritual of "ctrl+c, ctrl+v, pray it works"?