Lasagna Memes

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Mamma Mia

Javascript Algorithms Programming

6 days ago 158.5K views 1 shares

Mamma Mia

Someone's building lasagna with the same architectural philosophy they use for their codebase. Got your pasta layer, your meat sauce layer, your cheese layer, and then just... lasagna.sort() slapped right in the middle like it's a perfectly normal thing to do. Because nothing says "Italian cuisine" quite like randomly sorting your ingredients mid-assembly. What's it sorting by? Deliciousness? Molecular weight? The tears of Italian grandmothers? The function doesn't even have parameters, so it's probably just using the default comparison operator on bolognese chunks. Fun fact: JavaScript's Array.sort() converts elements to strings and sorts them lexicographically by default, which means [10, 2, 1] becomes [1, 10, 2]. So your lasagna layers are probably now arranged in alphabetical order. Buon appetito, I guess?

SQL Injection With A Side Of Lasagna

Databases Security Programming

9 months ago 319.0K views 0 shares

SQL Injection With A Side Of Lasagna

The meme shows a list of SQL injection attacks disguised as normal responses, and then suddenly "MMM LASAGNA" at the end. This is peak database security humor! The first four items are actually malicious SQL commands trying to drop tables and use UNION SELECT with NULL values—classic techniques to compromise databases through poorly sanitized inputs. Then item #5 just throws in random food appreciation, as if the hacker got distracted mid-attack by hunger. It's basically what happens when you're trying to breach security but your brain suddenly reminds you it's lunchtime. Every database admin's nightmare followed by... Italian cuisine?