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When You Created C But Still Need To Prove It

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1 year ago 452.3K views 2 shares

When You Created C But Still Need To Prove It

Imagine creating an entire programming language and then being asked to prove you know how to use it. The sheer audacity of HR making Ken Thompson—the literal father of C—take a C proficiency test is peak corporate bureaucracy. It's like asking Picasso to pass a coloring-within-the-lines test or making Einstein solve basic algebra before letting him work on relativity. "Sorry sir, company policy—everyone needs to demonstrate they can print 'Hello World' before accessing our codebase."

The Royal Court Of Memory Management

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1 year ago 279.5K views 0 shares

The Royal Court Of Memory Management

Ah, the royal court of C++ where Bjarne Stroustrup sits on the throne while everyone else fights about memory management! The king created a language so powerful it can shoot you in the foot with surgical precision. Meanwhile, the seasoned C++ veterans who've spent two decades battling segmentation faults stand loyally by his side, while the "actual haters" and programmers from higher-level languages cower in the corner. And there's Ken Thompson, just hanging out, probably thinking "I created C, I started this mess and now I'm just here for the drama." The best part? Everyone's arguing about whether C++ is terrible while simultaneously using libraries written in it. The circle of programming life.