Int32 Memes

Behold, the holy trinity of integer types in their natural habitat! INT32 is just vibing with a smooth brain, doing basic arithmetic like it's 1999. INT64 shows up with a galaxy brain, handling those bigger numbers like a responsible adult. But then INT54+SIGN bursts through the ceiling with cosmic enlightenment, achieving MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY by packing both the value AND the sign bit into a single integer type. It's like discovering fire, inventing the wheel, and landing on Mars all at once. The sheer elegance of explicitly acknowledging that yes, numbers can be negative too—revolutionary! Who knew that combining size with sign awareness would unlock the secrets of the universe?

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these students using a 32-bit integer for EVERYTHING! 💀 Meanwhile, that poor 8-bit char and 16-bit short are just STANDING THERE, completely IGNORED and UNEMPLOYED! The DRAMA! The WASTE of precious memory! It's like buying a mansion just to store your socks! Those memory-efficient data types are literally BEGGING to be used, but nooooo, let's just throw 32 bits at EVERYTHING because who needs optimization when you have 16GB of RAM, right?! The 1970s programmers are ROLLING in their retirement homes right now!