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Hypervisors Are Pretty Disloyal
Devops Security Windows Linux Backend
8 days ago 248.8K views 0 shares
Hypervisors Are Pretty Disloyal
Your hypervisor is out here playing the field like it's running a whole datacenter behind your back. You think you're special with your little VM setup, but nah—that hypervisor is simultaneously sweet-talking Windows Server 2019, Windows 11, and Kali Linux all at the same time. Talk about commitment issues. That's literally the job description though: running multiple operating systems concurrently while making each one think it's got exclusive access to the hardware. The ultimate player in the virtualization game, and we're all just VMs in its harem.

No Spare Computer? Virtualization Smash!
Linux Windows Programming
2 months ago 190.2K views 0 shares
No Spare Computer? Virtualization Smash!
The classic "I don't have a spare computer for Linux" excuse gets obliterated by virtualization. It's the computing equivalent of saying you can't go to the gym because you don't have a separate body for working out. Meanwhile, VirtualBox sits there like the Hulk of hypervisors, ready to smash that pathetic logic. No hardware? No problem. Just run an entire OS inside your OS like some sort of digital Russian nesting doll.

So That's How Packets Are Transferred
Networking Devops Programming Cloud
2 months ago 201.5K views 0 shares
So That's How Packets Are Transferred
Finally spotted in the wild - the mythical transport layer between virtual machines! While your packets are busy traversing the OSI model, they're actually being hauled around in Hungarian trucks. No wonder my cross-VM communication has such high latency - it's stuck in traffic somewhere in Eastern Europe. Next time your hypervisor claims "instant transfer," just remember there's probably a truck driver named Zoltán involved somewhere in the process.