Hyperactivity Memes

So the "H" in HTTP stands for "Hyper" and the "H" in ADHD stands for "Hyperactivity." Both protocols involve rapid, unpredictable jumping between states with minimal warning. HTTP bounces between requests and responses like a caffeinated squirrel, while ADHD bounces between tasks like... well, also a caffeinated squirrel. The only difference is one of them occasionally returns a 200 OK status, and the other just returns to the task you abandoned 47 tabs ago.