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Fastest Sorting Algorithm Just Dropped

Fastest Sorting Algorithm Just Dropped
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this algorithm! 💅 It's claiming to sort arrays in O(0) time which is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE in computer science! The secret? It just does NOTHING and expects the array to already be sorted! This is like claiming you can clean your entire apartment in zero seconds if it's already spotless! The sheer LAZINESS of that 'pass' statement is sending me into orbit! It's the programming equivalent of showing up to a group project and taking credit while doing absolutely nothing! ✨

World's Most Efficient Sorting Algorithm

World's Most Efficient Sorting Algorithm
Ah yes, the revolutionary O(n) sorting algorithm that's "faster than merge sort" — just ask the user to input an already sorted array. Genius level problem-solving right there. This is the coding equivalent of claiming you've invented a teleportation device when you're actually just telling people to walk to their destination. The real innovation is the sheer audacity.

Terminal Theatrics: BBQ Edition

Terminal Theatrics: BBQ Edition
The gap between perception and reality in coding has never been more delicious. Your non-tech friend watches in awe as you type echo "Hello World" in a green-on-black terminal, convinced you're bypassing NASA's firewall, while you're just grilling the most basic program known to developers. The terminal is our BBQ pit - it looks impressive to outsiders but we're just cooking the same simple meat everyone starts with.