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The Two Types Of Gen Z CS-Majors
Programming Security Kubernetes Linux
21 days ago 87.9K views 0 shares
The Two Types Of Gen Z CS-Majors
The dual-species taxonomy of Gen Z developers has been documented with scientific precision here. On the left, we have the Hackerman Cosplayer - running Kali Linux purely for aesthetic, posting terminal screenshots at 2:58 AM like they're dropping a mixtape, and claiming they could hack NASA with a toaster while struggling to deploy a basic API. They've got a ProtonMail account that's never received a single sensitive email and a collection of AI waifus that would make a neural network blush. On the right, we have the Career-First Minimalist - a blank terminal that's opened exactly once per quarter, a LinkedIn profile that's as barren as their passion for coding, and a copy of "Cracking the Coding Interview" that's still in mint condition. They know Kubernetes exists but would rather discuss their 401k strategy. Their meetings are just daydreaming sessions with screen sharing. The beautiful irony? Both types are getting hired anyway because the job market is desperate for anyone who can spell "JavaScript" correctly.

Fastest Sorting Algorithm Just Dropped
Algorithms Programming Python
27 days ago 72.7K views 0 shares
Fastest Sorting Algorithm Just Dropped
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this algorithm! 💅 It's claiming to sort arrays in O(0) time which is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE in computer science! The secret? It just does NOTHING and expects the array to already be sorted! This is like claiming you can clean your entire apartment in zero seconds if it's already spotless! The sheer LAZINESS of that 'pass' statement is sending me into orbit! It's the programming equivalent of showing up to a group project and taking credit while doing absolutely nothing! ✨

World's Most Efficient Sorting Algorithm
Algorithms C++ Programming
1 month ago 106.5K views 0 shares
World's Most Efficient Sorting Algorithm
Ah yes, the revolutionary O(n) sorting algorithm that's "faster than merge sort" — just ask the user to input an already sorted array. Genius level problem-solving right there. This is the coding equivalent of claiming you've invented a teleportation device when you're actually just telling people to walk to their destination. The real innovation is the sheer audacity.

Terminal Theatrics: BBQ Edition
Bash Programming Linux
1 month ago 75.2K views 0 shares
Terminal Theatrics: BBQ Edition
The gap between perception and reality in coding has never been more delicious. Your non-tech friend watches in awe as you type echo "Hello World" in a green-on-black terminal, convinced you're bypassing NASA's firewall, while you're just grilling the most basic program known to developers. The terminal is our BBQ pit - it looks impressive to outsiders but we're just cooking the same simple meat everyone starts with.