Guilty-programmer Memes

That moment when the CI pipeline turns red and suddenly you're intensely fascinated by your keyboard, your coffee, literally anything except making eye contact with the senior dev doing their investigation. You know that feeling when you pushed "just a small change" without running tests locally because "it'll be fine"? And now the entire team's workflow is blocked, Slack is blowing up, and you're sitting there pretending to be deeply absorbed in "refactoring" while internally screaming. The monkey puppet meme captures that exact deer-in-headlights energy when guilt is written all over your face but you're committed to the bit. Pro tip: Next time maybe run those tests before you commit. Or at least have a good excuse ready. "Works on my machine" won't save you this time, buddy.