So you thought AI coding assistants would make you a 10x developer? Think again, bestie. Instead of shipping features at lightning speed, you spent two weeks playing whack-a-mole with an overzealous LLM that decided to "help" by rewriting half your codebase in ways that technically compile but spiritually hurt. The promise was beautiful: AI would autocomplete your dreams into production-ready code. The reality? You're now a professional code janitor, armed with git revert commands, cleaning up after a robot that watched too many YouTube tutorials and got a little too confident. Your sprint retrospective is just going to be you staring into the void while muttering "the machines were supposed to free us" over and over again.