Git pull Memes

The AUDACITY of Monday merges! First you're all confident, strutting around like you're God's gift to version control with your git commit -m "feature done mf" . Then BOOM! Reality slaps you in the face—87 DIFFERENT COMMITS between your branch and production?! THE HORROR! You desperately try git pull --rebase like it's some magical incantation that will save your pathetic developer soul. Those moments of sheer panic as Git does its thing... will your code survive this unholy ritual?! And then—SWEET MERCIFUL BYTES—it actually works! That relief when Git tells you it's successful is better than any drug known to mankind. You've survived another Monday merge. At least until next week, you beautiful disaster.

Ah, the classic door handle labeled "PUSH" – the physical manifestation of what happens when you try to force a git push to main without pulling first. That feeling when you're shoving with all your might, wondering why the hell it's not working, only to realize you needed to sync your local branch first. Ten years of coding experience and I still sometimes stand there like an idiot, pushing on a door that clearly requires me to pull changes before I can proceed. The universe's way of saying "merge conflicts incoming."