Getelementbyid Memes

Someone just coded World War II in JavaScript and I'm both impressed and deeply concerned. We've got Germany clicking things, Poland getting invaded every second, Croatia counting down like it's New Year's Eve, and France offering deals that expire faster than milk in the sun. The best part? Sweden is randomly selected from Denmark's array to give gifts to Norway, while Finland is handing out points to... Greenland? The geopolitical accuracy here is about as solid as using getElementById for state management. Also, Croatia starting at 20 and decrementing every second is giving major "countdown to invasion" vibes. When it hits zero, France's offer expires and Poland gets cleared. Subtle. Real subtle. Fun fact: This code would actually run, which somehow makes it worse. Someone could accidentally start a diplomatic incident with a misplaced semicolon.