Gdpr-violation Memes

You know you've entered the danger zone when you're vibing so hard that you accidentally store passwords in plaintext AND make them globally unique across all users. The error message is basically tattling on poor [email protected], exposing their password to everyone who tries to register. This is what happens when you skip the "hash your passwords" lecture and go straight to "let's just see if it works." Somewhere, a security engineer just felt a disturbance in the force. This registration form is basically a GDPR violation speedrun. Not only are passwords stored in a way that allows collision detection, but they're also casually revealing other users' email addresses in error messages. It's like a two-for-one special on security nightmares.