Gatekeeper Memes

macOS treats you like a child who can't be trusted with scissors, throwing up security warnings for anything that didn't come from their walled garden. Meanwhile, Windows is just vibing with malware like it's a feature, not a bug. The "already running" part hits different when you realize Windows has been shipping with more vulnerabilities than a junior dev's first production deploy since forever. Security theater vs. security? What's that?