Game deals Memes

Steam sales are basically a psychological warfare experiment at this point. That game you've been eyeing for months? 50% off! What a steal! Time to finally buy it, right? Wrong. Even with half the price slashed, you're still dropping $30+ on a game you'll probably play for 20 minutes before returning to the same three games you've been playing for the last five years. The discount makes you feel like you're saving money while simultaneously spending money you weren't planning to spend. It's the digital equivalent of buying something you don't need just because it's on sale. Capitalism wins again, and your backlog grows by another entry that'll sit there collecting digital dust next to the other 347 unplayed games.

Gaming on PC means your wallet gets hunted more effectively than any monster in The Witcher. That -90% discount is the real magic spell here. Console gamers pay full price while PC gamers wait for Steam sales to transform $55 games into $5 impulse buys. The real monster slayer isn't Geralt - it's your empty bank account after you've bought 47 games you'll "definitely play someday." Truly the most dangerous prophecy of all.