Frugal Memes

The same energy that powers our debugging sessions at 3 AM fuels our Steam sale vigilance. Staring at that $70 game with the intensity of a thousand suns, checking price trackers daily, setting up alerts, all to save $55 that we'll immediately spend on four other games we'll never play. The sweet victory of getting that AAA title for the price of a sandwich... only to let it rot in our library alongside 200 other "great deals." Financial optimization at its finest – just don't calculate the hourly rate of your price-watching efforts.

Ah, the eternal struggle of PC gamers waiting for the perfect discount. If it's not at least 90% off, might as well be full price. We'll just stay in bed, refreshing Steam every 8 minutes, waiting for that sweet indie game to hit rock-bottom pricing. Because paying $3.50 instead of $0.50 for a game we'll play for 200 hours is clearly financial irresponsibility.