Oh honey, after 16 YEARS of searching through ancient tech forums and Stack Overflow threads, our hero has finally discovered the forbidden knowledge: undervolting your CPU can give you more frames at lower temps. *Gasp!* The prophecy is TRUE! But here's the thing—literally everyone who's ever built a gaming PC knows this. It's like discovering fire and being shocked that it's hot. Undervolting has been the worst-kept secret in PC gaming since forever, yet somehow people act like they've unlocked some arcane wizardry when they figure it out. The dramatic "scroll of truth" reveal is absolutely sending me because yes, it's true, but also... where have you BEEN? This information has been sitting on Reddit, YouTube, and every overclocking forum since the dawn of time. The real scroll of truth should read: "Google exists and you could've found this in 5 minutes."