First deployment Memes

Junior dev asks for a TLS encryption key and gets offered 4. Their innocent "is that a lot?" response is pure gold. In reality, you typically need just one key pair for TLS/SSL certificates (a private key and a public key). Getting offered 4 is like asking for a screwdriver and someone handing you a whole toolbox. The junior has no idea if that's normal, excessive, or if they're about to configure a Pentagon-level security setup for their "Hello World" landing page. The beauty here is the complete lack of context that defines junior dev life—they're just trying to get HTTPS working so Chrome stops throwing that "Not Secure" warning, and now they're drowning in cryptographic key management. Tomorrow they'll be Googling "how many TLS keys is too many" at 2 AM.