Fast boot Memes

You hit restart by mistake and your heart stops for a second... then you remember you've got an SSD. That brief moment of panic followed by the realization that your computer will be back up before you can even finish your sigh. Remember when rebooting meant you had time to make coffee, file taxes, and contemplate your career choices? SSD boot times are so fast now that your dramatic "OH NO!" moment barely has time to exist before you're staring at your desktop again. The only thing that takes forever these days is that one coworker who still blames "computer problems" for being late to meetings.