Fail2ban Memes

Nothing says "AI is ready to replace developers" quite like watching it confidently lock itself out of the system with fail2ban. You know, that thing where you get banned for too many failed login attempts? Yeah, Claude just speedran getting IP-banned while trying to configure the very tool designed to keep out automated threats. The irony is *chef's kiss*. Turns out the Turing test for AI replacing devs isn't "can it write code?" but rather "can it avoid triggering the security measures while configuring them?" Spoiler: it cannot. At least when I lock myself out, I have the decency to feel embarrassed about it.