Factorio Memes

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The Factory Must Grow

The Factory Must Grow
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme calling us out like this! ๐Ÿ’€ Both the farmer and developer say they're going to "unwind" after work, but the TRUTH REVEALS ITSELF! The farmer plays Farming Simulator while the developer jumps straight into Factorio (aka Krastorio 2, a major mod pack) - LITERALLY WORKING IN THEIR FREE TIME BUT MAKING IT WORSE! It's the digital equivalent of leaving your accounting job to go home and play... *checks notes*... ACCOUNTING SIMULATOR?! The factory must grow, honey, but at what cost? YOUR SANITY! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

The Selective Optimization Syndrome

The Selective Optimization Syndrome
The duality of programmer perfectionism is a beautiful thing to behold. Top left: spending 47 hours meticulously organizing virtual factories in Factorio with conveyor belts that would make Marie Kondo weep tears of joy. Top right: obsessing over system architecture diagrams until your eyes bleed because "IT MUST BE PERFECT." Meanwhile, bottom left: the actual code you're paid to write has security so weak it might as well be a "Please Don't Hack Me" sticky note. Password literally hardcoded as "Password"? *chef's kiss* Bottom right: villain from a silent film declaring "MY JOB HERE IS DONE" because hey, it compiles and passes that one test you wrote! The optimization is clearly happening in all the wrong places. But the code runs in production, so... ship it!