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Paying a hundred bucks a month for an AI that can verify imports by literally... importing them. That's like hiring a food critic who tests if food is edible by eating it. Revolutionary stuff right there. The AI's brilliant solution? Run python -c "import ingest; print('ingest.py imports OK')" to check if the module works. Groundbreaking technology that definitely required machine learning models trained on billions of parameters and couldn't possibly be replaced by a 5-line bash script. Next up on Phase 7: The AI will verify your code works by running it. Mind = blown. Worth every penny of that subscription, clearly.