Duplicate-question Memes

Oh honey, you thought StackOverflow was gonna be your knight in shining armor? THINK AGAIN. Someone asks for help catching mice and the "lovely people" at SO are out here telling them catching mice is deprecated, suggesting they pivot to hunting humans instead, and marking their question as a duplicate of "How to stalk birds." The absolute CHAOS of trying to get actual help on StackOverflow when all you wanted was a simple answer but instead you get roasted, redirected, and rejected faster than a failed CI/CD pipeline. The brutal reality? You're better off debugging alone in the dark at 3 AM with nothing but your rubber duck and existential dread.