Drive letters Memes

Someone asks the eternal question: "Why does Windows start at C:?" and gets blessed with the most biblical, poetic response in tech history. The answer? A: and B: were reserved for floppy drives back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and you needed three diskettes just to install Solitaire. When hard drives showed up, they got C: because they arrived third. Simple as that. But G Taylor decided to turn this into the Book of Genesis, complete with floppy disk sacrifices, BIOS gods, and Microsoft playing the role of divine gatekeeper hiding the truth from younger generations. The whole "if they learned A: and B: once ruled, they might try to summon the floppies by force" bit? Chef's kiss. Fun fact: You can still assign A: and B: to drives in Windows if you want to feel like a digital archaeologist. The OS won't stop you. It just silently judges your life choices.