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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Two States Of Game Development

Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
1 year ago 302.1K views 0 shares
The Two States Of Game Development
The duality of game development in one perfect image. On the right: bright-eyed dreamer imagining epic worlds and gameplay mechanics. On the left: the hollow shell of a human who actually tried implementing collision detection at 3am while debugging why NPCs keep walking through walls. The journey from "I'll make the next Minecraft" to "I'll settle for a cube that doesn't fall through the floor" takes approximately 37 hours.

The Pipeline From Gamer To Game Developer Is Wild

Gamedev Programming Debugging Unity C++
1 year ago 294.9K views 0 shares
The Pipeline From Gamer To Game Developer Is Wild
Childhood: "I'll make the next World of Warcraft but with better graphics and cooler weapons!" Reality: Spending 6 months debugging collision detection only to have your game downloaded by your mom and that one supportive friend who gives it a 5-star review despite never making it past the loading screen. The gap between gaming fantasy and game dev reality is basically the distance between "I'm having fun" and "I'm questioning every life choice while staring at a semicolon for three hours."

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